*facepalm*

Sweating Bullets. (Gif set#2)

tastefullyoffensive:

Can I get a what what?

lordilover1:

unexplained-events:

Mule vs Mountain Lion

A couple from Montana were out riding on the range with their dogs, the man with a rifle and his wife with the camera that took these amazing shots, when a mountain lion decided to stalk the dogs.

The man got off his mule and decided to fire a shot into the air to scare off the mountain lion, but before he could the lion charged towards the dogs hoping for a piece of them. That’s when things got interesting

The mule decided he wanted a piece of the lion and snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. It basically stomped it to death and bit it a few times to make sure it was really dead.

The mule then walked back to where the stunned couple were standing and stood there ready to continue as if this crazy situation hadn’t just gone down.

SOURCE

does…does this make it a badass or…?

haveueverlovedawoman:

パンダのシンシン 2014-09-17 by Copanda V. on Flickr.
cute-overload:

They call me Cuban Pete. I’m the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

They call me Cuban Pete. I’m the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

“How can you tell what type of cellphone an inmate uses,” he asked, “based on what’s in his cell?” He let me think for about two seconds before cheerily giving me the answer: you examine the bar of soap on the prisoner’s sink. The safest place for an inmate to store anything is in his rectum, and to keep the orifice supple and sized for the (contraband) phone, inmates have been known to whittle their bars of soap and tuck them away as a placeholder while their phones are in use. So a short and stubby bar means a durable old dumbphone; broad and flat means a BlackBerry or an iPhone. Pity the poor guy whose bar of soap is the size and shape of a Samsung Galaxy Note.
David Sarbeck, author of “the social order of the underworld”, in an article about prison gangs in california and Texas. http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2014/09/how-gangs-took-over-prisons/379330/ (via cyr3n)
arcaneimages:

Dracula (1931)

arcaneimages:

Dracula (1931)

Aaahhhhhhssssszzzzzzzz….
#heaven is a #slave with a #warmlap #honkshu #oliverthedachshund #dachshund #hotdogdog #wienerdog #sausagedog #doxie #dog #puppy #pet #bigears #petlovingclub #doglover #photogenic #dachshundsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #instadog #dogstagram #instapuppy #woof #instalove #instapet #ilovemydog #cute #aww #instagramfamous

Aaahhhhhhssssszzzzzzzz….
#heaven is a #slave with a #warmlap #honkshu #oliverthedachshund #dachshund #hotdogdog #wienerdog #sausagedog #doxie #dog #puppy #pet #bigears #petlovingclub #doglover #photogenic #dachshundsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #instadog #dogstagram #instapuppy #woof #instalove #instapet #ilovemydog #cute #aww #instagramfamous

Cuddle buddy #dachshund #doxies #zzz

Cuddle buddy #dachshund #doxies #zzz

sexbutt:

"hey can i use your phone?"

"yeah sure just a sec"

pocketchangeharry:

This guy was just so damn cool

pocketchangeharry:

This guy was just so damn cool